At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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