just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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