so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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