That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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