"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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