Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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