yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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