are you so shy because you have an std?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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