I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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