why didn't you poke me back
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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