Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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