She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I need to wash the frat house off of me
A+ Viking dick
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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