Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He kissed a someone with a penis
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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