I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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