who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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