found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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