I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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