Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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