You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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