Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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