Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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