And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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