Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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