so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
