there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
