I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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