She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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