Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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