You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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