and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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