her vagine was all disorganized.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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