U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
