so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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