the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
why is half of my head shaved?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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