Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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