I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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