omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
