We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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