I hate all girls vehemently.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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