He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
