Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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