I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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