i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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