So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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