just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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