I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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