sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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