i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
