We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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