Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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