Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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