I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am naked and annoyed.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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