so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm really busy with my period
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