I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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