If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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