Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
COCAINE IS GR8
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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