What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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