Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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